Ha HA Can I please buy your stinky USED jersey for $65? Got any used spandex for sale?

dude thats totally rad. sweet red gloves.

No men, f*ck youz. I could build better stuff with popsicle sticks and a stapler.

This trail sucks balls. Maybe learn a bit about carpentry, geometry, and wood before you ugly up a nice piece of forest with your poor building again.

That power-winch BS was some of the stupidest sh!t i've seen in a bike flick (aside from "the claw" jumping his bike into a lake in the winter with a wetsuit on) Does anybody know the meaning of the word "contrived"?

This stunt is not on a trail - it is just a rotting one-hit-wanker... Lame. (nice picture though)